Orange Flood - experts speculate a terrorist link

Category: HNN Broadcasted on 18. November 2002 - 14:53:13hrs Author HNN News Reporter Comments: 0

The effects of today's earlier beer spillage have escalated, with several more tanks at the same distillery releasing their contents, a total of 75 thousand megalitres. Disaster experts have been speculating on a probable cause, some of them even considering terrorism, making this the first terrorist attack on Dathomir since it was opened to the rest of the galaxy.
Now, the PRo-Isolation of Dathomir and Extremities (PRIDE) Movement is using this disaster as part of their campaigns, and polls show that the numbers of citizens with connections to PRIDE has risen 40% in the last several hours.

However, it has yet to be confirmed whether terrorists are responsible. No word has been received from the government, but it seems likely that this is an isolated incident. Intelligence services have commenced investigation.


Meanwhile, disaster-relief and emergency services are currently assisting in the evacuation of all areas threatened or potentially threatened by the flood of beer. So far, there have been no deaths, and only minor injuries.

In financial news, Khan's Distilleries has underlined the importance of beer in Dathomir's economy. It is expected that a corporate bailout package will be sent by the government to aid Khan's in the recovery and consolidation of it's assets.

- Marcus Bayne


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